First Person (entry type): You know, as much as I enjoy my job, I also enjoy indoor plumbing. Call me high maintenance, but when you're stuck in a camp with five dudes who haven't showered in thirteen days, it gets a little hard to focus on making sure it gets done right.
Why is it that my phone can pick up a signal, but I've been jumping in and out of the Nile instead of getting fluffy, folded towels? This is only solidifying my assurance that the Hiltons are nothing but a disappointment. First, there's Paris' crappy excuse for a porno single, and now there's not even a Nigerian branch. Did you know that Nigeria has their own Hollywood? Yeah, you thought Bollywood was bad. But, at least Nollywood has less singing and dancing.
Why can't we interrogate a civilized city? One with running water and Ralph Lauren in the bathrooms. Victor could really use it. Why are there so many dudes on this team? We need more women.
I'm going to get malaria out here. Well, wait, can you actually catch malaria from someone who's immune to malaria? I thought that was why everyone and their mother in Africa had sickle cell.
Oh. I'm Wade.
I've been living in tents with a bunch of dudes for thirteen days because my boss is looking for a rock.
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WADE WILSON
You know, as much as I enjoy my job, I also enjoy indoor plumbing. Call me high maintenance, but when you're stuck in a camp with five dudes who haven't showered in thirteen days, it gets a little hard to focus on making sure it gets done right.
Why is it that my phone can pick up a signal, but I've been jumping in and out of the Nile instead of getting fluffy, folded towels? This is only solidifying my assurance that the Hiltons are nothing but a disappointment. First, there's Paris' crappy excuse for a
pornosingle, and now there's not even a Nigerian branch. Did you know that Nigeria has their own Hollywood? Yeah, you thought Bollywood was bad. But, at least Nollywood has less singing and dancing.Why can't we interrogate a civilized city? One with running water and Ralph Lauren in the bathrooms. Victor could really use it. Why are there so many dudes on this team? We need more women.
I'm going to get malaria out here. Well, wait, can you actually catch malaria from someone who's immune to malaria? I thought that was why everyone and their mother in Africa had sickle cell.
Oh. I'm Wade.
I've been living in tents with a bunch of dudes for thirteen days because my boss is looking for a rock.